A one-month old infant in Kenosha, Wisconsin, was was taken to the Children’s Hospital of Wisconsin in Milwaukee Monday after the child’s mother accidentally used vodka instead of water when mixing the baby’s formula.
The 20-year-old mother told officers she didn’t know that the baby’s father had filled a water bottle with vodka before she used it to mix the baby’s formula.
The couple then got into an argument, and the 22-year-old man was arrested and charged with domestic abuse, as well as other charges.
The child, who measured a blood alcohol level of 0.29 (as the media always seems to like to point out, more than three times the legal limit to drive in Wisconsin), is expected to be fine.
Which means it’s alright to make the obvious joke that she’ll grow up to regularly reach the same BAC in her adult years.
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