Bradley T. Braxton of Oshkosh, Wisconsin (83 miles from the Dells) knows how to party.

Braxton was arrested on Saturday, July 15 in Appleton, Wisconsin (103 miles from the Dells) after being found sleeping in a bed of a house he had broken into. Police found him hiding in a shower enclosure in the house after the arrived.

It was discovered that Braxton had helped himself to some of the victim’s whiskey and blueberry muffins before stripping down to take a nap in the bed. While Marijuana was found near his clothes, Braxton drew the line there–he acknowledged the breaking and entering, and the whiskey and muffins (and recent meth usage), but claimed the pot wasn’t his.

Braxton was booked into the Outagamie County Jail, with police requesting charges of Burglary, Damage to Property, Disorderly Conduct, and Possession of Marijuana. He also faces bail jumping charges, as he was out on bond for a separate incident.

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