I must have missed this one with all the talk of Making a Murderer and the supposed issues in Manitowoc County.

Christopher Gamboeck was having a drink or three over the holidays at the Farm Tavern Bar (and yes, it appears to be a bar that is themed like a farm…amazingly in the capital city of Wisconsin), when the bartender decided that they needed more of a Christmas atmosphere, rather than the Black Sabbath music he was listening to.

The logical reaction, of course, when someone turns off Black Sabbath, would be to down your beer, swear at her, and then throw the bottle at the bartender’s head. Followed of course by trying to get behind the bar (to change the music back?), and on your way out the door, pulling down a Christmas tree breaking ornaments.

Don’t forget to top it off by getting arrested, make “gender based obscenities” at a female police officer, and be charged with disorderly conduct and criminal damage to property charges.

Pretty standard Christmas in Wisconsin.

Possibly the best part of the story? This review, posted on their Facebook page after the incident:

If anything, that bartender deserves to be arrested for insulting rock and roll royalty/gods.

This is why Russia thinks we’re pussies. This is why we can’t have nice things.